Here is a recipe for an interesting turkey dinner. DO NOT try this without supervision, have a good laugh and Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Step 1: Go buy a Turkey.

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch or JD.

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.

Step 7: Turn oven the on.

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.

Step 9: Turk the bastey.

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick.

Step 17: Turk the carvey.

Step 18: Get yourself another scuttle of botch.

Step 19: Tet the sable and poury yourself a glass of turkey.

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.